I just continue to enjoy these, perhaps because I’m not involved in them. Here’s the latest way-out-there criminal story:
Two police officers were attacked by a topless woman swinging a meat cleaver on Tuesday.
The bizarre assault came after two veteran cops in Portland, Ore., were called to an apartment complex after a call came because a naked woman was allegedly outside the building and screaming, according to police.
When the officers arrived, a neighbor informed them a woman had pushed out the window screen from her second floor apartment. The two retrieved the screen and knocked on the woman’s front door.