I never quite get what some folks are thinking.

Take, for example, the man in Texas who, upon being arrested, listed his religion as “Redneck.” Check out the article below from thesmokinggun.com:

>>In Some Parts Of The U.S. “Redneck” Is Actually Considered A Religion

As seen in the above excerpt from a Bradenton (Florida) Police Department report, suspect Joshua Lee Joehlin told cops that he is a member of the “Redneck” faith.

Joehlin, a 20-year-old Texan, was busted early Sunday morning on a felony charge of engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor. Joehlin, pictured at left, is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $10,000 bond.<<

I do have to say that there are some news stories I simply don’t want to know any more about. This one fits in that category.

Whatever behavior he did, I hope I never find out about it. Yikes!

I always enjoy Jeff Foxworthy‘s “You Might Be A Redneck” comedy. My favorite lines include:

You might be a redneck if …

  1. You think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
  2. You’ve ever been too drunk to fish.
  3. You consider a family reunion a good place to pick up girls.
  4. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
  5. Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
  6. Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
  7. Your house is on wheels while your car is on cinder blocks.
  8. You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.

Here are some more “Redneck” jokes:

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